January 2012
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Vania: All the dining food tastes like shit and there’s no milk so I’m eating cereal and chocolate ice cream for dinner Yesterday I had half a pizza for lunch, and another quarter for dinner. Today I had yesterday’s pizza lunchables for breakfast and the rest of that ossified pizza for lunch. #collegelife #thug
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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@kenneth
i actually really do enjoy the way martin writes dialogue. i have my complaints, but his books are good! my main gripe is simply the length; i felt clash of kings should have been maybe half its size, if at all its own book. and apparently it’s a recurring problem, because i’ve heard the first half of a feast for crows is p boring. asoiaf was originally planned as a trilogy, and at...
Jan 25th
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went square dancing tonight
some classmate roped me into square dancing at a church in temple city. out of ~30 people, three were under the age of forty, three were non-white. everyone was incredibly friendly. a sincere, welcoming friendly - not the uncomfortable, quiet bewildered sort you get when you ask what exactly is in a “country breakfast” at rod’s grill. i’m going back next week.
Jan 25th
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Me in 2012: I'm single! :)
Me in 2013: I'm still single!
Me in 2014: Still single...
Me in 20 years: Look at all these cats
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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clash of kings
i have no words for how disappointed i am in this book. ok no i totally do: i was really disappointed. if i wanted to read a few hundred pages of filler i’d pick up naruto or some shit at least i’d have pictures. notes: theon is a serious dickhole, goddamn also does every single bad guy try to diddle their brother/sister what tyrion’s going to end up having to kill shae...
Jan 24th
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some thread on reddit about waitstaff ended up...
noseham works as a certified nurse assistant in an assisted living facility […] I’ve sometimes wondered if one day when I try to go home, someone will stop me at the door and say: “Where are you going?” “I’m heading home, I’m done for the day!” “But you don’t work here anymore, this IS your home!” Then I look down, and realize...
Jan 24th
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Women's History: Why we do not need a white... →
feministhistorian: White folks shut the fuck up and listen. We don’t have a white history month because our history is fucking glorified in society. Flip open a US history text books and you will find a white person to glorify. There is a really good fucking chance that white person will also be a white man. Which is also why we don’t need a special month to celebrate all the shit white men...
Jan 24th
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Why We Oppose Pockets for Women
1. Because pockets are not a natural right. 2. Because the great majority of women do not want pockets. If they did they would have them. 3. Because whenever women have had pockets they have not used them. 4. Because women are required to carry enough things as it is, without the additional burden of pockets. 5. Because it would make dissension between husband and wife as to whose pockets were...
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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to right our rights: Bluebird, Charles Bukowski →
winterpalms: there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I’m too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I’m not going to let anybody see you. there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he’s in there. there’s a bluebird in my heart that...
Dec 25th
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Dad: ARE YOU MAKING SANDWICHES?
Mom: It's for your son
Dad: MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mom: DO YOU WANT TO DIE
Dad: I WORKED ALL DAY
Mom: I HAVE A KNIFE.
Dec 21st
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shoes
long story short i have a pair of these shoes in a women’s size nine (~size seven in men’s) this isn’t some giveaway just tell me if you want shoes
Dec 21st
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Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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butts
Dec 10th
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i'm really dumb
so dumb
Dec 10th
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Alabama Can't Find Anyone to Fill Illegal... →
TOO FUCKING DELICIOUS what a great story to wake up to
Dec 10th
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i don’t know what’s been with me these past couple weeks i can’t get mexican food out of my head i just can’t quit it i had dinner but now i’m jonesing for some goddamn tacos. two pastor, two buche. ..i’m going to go get tacos when my ma’s not awake to judge my fat ass. there’s a 24 hour mexican joint how cool is that tacos whenever you want ...
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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OMG JESUS ASS DICKS
tennis has shows tonight and and friday night and they’re super fucking cheap and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why don’t i keep up with these things and the two man gentleman band are playing at some bar on the 12th but I’M STILL A BABY AND NOT 21 YET MOTHERFUCKING BALLS
Dec 8th
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'Obamacare' to the rescue →
I found out three weeks ago I have cancer. I’m 49 years old, have been married for almost 20 years and have two kids. […] We’re good people, and we work hard. But we haven’t been able to afford health insurance for more than two years. And now I have third-stage breast cancer and am facing months of expensive treatment. […] Fortunately for me, I’ve been saved by the federal government’s...
Dec 6th
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texting my boss this morning
Me: Sorry i’m going to be a bit late i’m coming up from irvine now Mike: No prob I haven’t left home Starbucks next of course It’ll take us a while and then i got to chop up a tree. and then we got boba.
Dec 4th
“Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My...
-C.S. Lewis So apparently “buche” in spanish means “pig intestine”. Next week we find out what “tripas” is!
Dec 4th
12.1.11
shit happened last night. woke up to my brother staring out at this: on the plus side, apparently the bees are back in the tree again which is super cool, and the wind was blowing from the north so we probably didn’t get any roof damage. see the four bigass euks in the back? our neighbors to the back got their yard literally covered with branches and shit from our trees. wHooPS~ ...
Dec 2nd
November 2011
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“Usually when I enter a bookstore, I feel immediately calm. Bookstores are, for...”
– Laurie Horowitz, The Family Fortune (via bookoasis)
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