twinkletoes

Sunday, May 19th 2013
10:49am:

the korean salon i go to has a book of men’s hairstyles
10:44am:

so we did a couple castrations on thursday

and nicole bless her heart just picks that shit up and we get to learn some anatomy on a REAL PERSONAL level
10:39am:

we had a penguin marriage last night

for cancer
Wednesday, May 15th 2013
9:29pm:

whendinosaursgetdrunk replied to your post: cashews are one of the best nuts out there…

but what about pecans

depends, are they puh-CAHNS or PEE-cans

on a more serious (and sober) note, i’ll cuddle with a honey roasted pecan. top ten nut for sure
5:31pm:

dud yo uknow those dates that are really soft
i went my mo to pasadena farmers market and we got honey dates

WELL FUCK EM
deglet noor kthx
5:28pm:

cashews are one of the best nuts out there
almonds are a close second

i used to think i liked hazelnuts but no i just like nutella
did u kno
they’re called filberts
what the fuck right
5:25pm:

how do you take deliciious fucking fruits and turn them into this
ADBOMINATION
5:25pm:

what the fuck are wine and cheese pairings
wine is so gross

i reall7 like english cheadder
how about i just get drunk and eat cheeese
2:08pm|reblogged from Los Angeles Times:

latimes:

Handing out Abercrombie clothes to shame a self-absorbed brand

Recent USC graduate Greg Karper, along with a friend, has taken to the street of Los Angeles to voice his disgust with comments from Abercrombie Chief Executive Michael S. Jeffries that have recently resurfaced.

Said Jeffries:

“Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely.”

To counter that “exclusionary” bend, Karper has purchased bundles of used Abercrombie clothes to hand out to the homeless of L.A., and is hoping that more people will do the same.

Read the full story over at Money & Co.

Dude gross what the hell

hey we’re giving you these clothes not because you’re needy but because we want to ~prove a point~ don’t forget you’re basically barely people! undesirables!
Thursday, May 9th 2013
8:09pm|reblogged from The Moth on Tumblr:

moth-stories:

This week’s video: A physicist is subject to the law of birds.
Tuesday, May 7th 2013
10:17pm:
game of thrones ebooks

.mobi

i’m missing the first book
Friday, May 3rd 2013
8:30pm|reblogged from Life as a Middle Child:

sumney:

Have a good weekend! Don’t forget to perform against the gender binary and help dismantle patriarchal standards. And eat your veggies!
8:28pm|reblogged from you are a little soul:

(Source: slayerage)
Thursday, May 2nd 2013
6:15pm|reblogged from Maré Odomo:

mareodomo:

excerpt from “internet comics” ($5)
debuting at TCAF probably
Thursday, April 25th 2013
10:45pm|reblogged from G R I M E S:

actuallygrimes:

ayayayyy

best thing about grimes’ tumblr?

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